Jive Turkey News Exclusive:
George W. Bush Presidential Library to contain world's largest collection of coloring books; most not yet colored in
Dallas (TX) -- Though Former President George W. Bush's recent visit to Southern Methodist University stirred concerns among the faculty and staff, many of the students of the on-campus Learning Rainbows daycare center were absolutely thrilled. At stake, Bush's effort to secure $300 for his presidential library.
Dr. H.M. Murdock, a professor of political science, derided the visit as a "shame and scandal upon the good name of this once proud educational institution," claiming that the former president's policies and actions "should invalidate any effort to lionize him, especially in terms of some positive historic performance."
Six-year-old Tommy Parton, after learning that important classics from the world literature of coloring would be stored in "The W", was ecstatic, "I like to draw on clowns!"
The President of the university, R. Gerald Turner, shrugged his shoulders at the conflicting responses and said, "Who gives a rat's ass what they put in it? Do you know how much money this is going to make for the university? That's right, looks like Gerry Turner's got a brand new bag. Of loot. What's up, bitchaz?!"
(This was satire. The real story is here: Battle brews over Bush library)
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